Emergency Margarita Technician.
I make fine margaritas. The best in my opinion. But what to do when I find myself some where that the necessary ingredients are lacking? Anyone up for an intern position as my EMT and general minion/slave? Anyone?
hmmmm... but after this week of Mondays (did you experience some weird planetary shift, too?) I am already one post behind my celebratory mark of 500. So perhaps I will try to do double duty and catch up this evening.
I still need to do my creative space (always a bit of fail at that, but I'll keep on keepin' on) and that should make me up.
Although things have been a bit dismal - and I think the cold wind, random hail, thunder storms, etc., all have something to do with this - I still was able to catch up with a very dear friend who is a very new parent. Unfortunately health is not so good for our littlest new baby boy, Henry, but things are looking good for the long run and I can't wait to meet him in person.
We, of course, discussed the oddity of being of a certain age and single. Thrilling I'll admit. I have always been such a flirt it's like sinking back into myself.
This, however, means I did have to open up the treasure chest and dig out those old rules I put away thinking I probably wouldn't need them for a good long while. And, yes, Shannon (Gibbs) is absolutely correct - everyone needs a code to live by (I think it is excellent advice, by the way, to not date a lumberjack; thank you, Shannon). These are just a few rules I've dusted off recently (not that I'm dating, but just as a friendly reminder to behave myself):
1. Never go back (if it didn't work the first time it ain't gonna work the second time)
2. Never date a married man (this was difficult enough at 23, but now it seems all the interesting ones come with rings)
3. Never date a man your friends have dated (this limits the men in the dating pool rather drastically since most of the men I hang out with also tend to hang out with my girlfriends - but this one is also one of the most important rules EVER)
So those are my rules.. to which I have added Gibbs' rules because they seem just as pertitent and I'd trust Gibbs with my life, so here we go (also the numbers aren't messed up.. Rule#1 is twice because they both tie for importance and not all of his rules have been given)
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.
Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.
Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.
Rule #12: Never date a coworker.
Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.
Rule #15: Always work as a team.
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.
Rule #38: Your case, your lead.
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.
What rules are most important to you?